AKU BAGAI KN AIR

ermmm...ak bgai kn air...mksowd ak...air law ite tgk tenang jerk..sronowk jerk tgk air bergelora,dgr bnyi air..xksah la ombak ke,air paip ke,sg ke,terjun ke...hehehheeh..tmpt pling tnang ite akn gy t dkt ngan air..tp cbe byg manusia yg de ciri2 mcm air...CONTOH..owunk yg berwatak air...kowunk tgk die relaz jerk...cm xde mslh..havoc sane,havoc cnie...gy ngan kengkwn t bgai nk gler...senyum n bergelak ketwa sepanjang mase...p aty owunk berwatak air nie kowunk taw ke???...cbe bygkn owunk air nie mrh??..cmne??..byg tsunami jerk...air yg tenang 2 ley buat bwk nyawa melayang...ak xckp owunk air nie ske bnuh owunk...tp owunk berwatak air nie..suke pendam..p ble die mrh...meletop sume mcm tsunami...YES AK BARAN..p npe??..cbb ak byk pndam...ak xley nk jd mulut lpas...p law da lbey dr batas ak...mmg kje ak mrh jerk la...p ak mmg cm air...law satu masalah 2 ak jz pndam..xcte kt sape2 atau xambil tindakan..tnggu jerk mase tsunami melande agy...2 jerk mase ak ley kuar or luah kn sume...ble ak pndam de yg ckp ak nie bek cgt...law ak lpas de yg ckp ak xberperikemanusian..p nk wt cmne..nk xnk...ak pndam...bek kn???...p ble ak lpas..jht kn???..so adil...bek de jht pown de...hehhehehe...

p owunk berwatak air nie senang cool smule...even aty broo pas mengamowk...cm tsunami gak...now bandar yg kne sume sume da pulih...air da surut,bndar bersih blek...p manusia yg xbersih agy...heheheheh...cmtoo gak ak...ak da mrh..last2 kowunk tgk la ak senyum blek...cm xde pape jd...p law tyme kowunk nk ckp ak gler...ckp la...coz ak pown pk ak nie gler...da ngamowk2 konon tnjuk macho..last2 start mke cover blek...hehehhe...cmtoo la...

den..kelemahan owunk berwatak air nie...cpt trase de gak..air mate senang jerk kuar...tgh marah nie...taw2 air mate da mngalir...alasan xthn cgt nk mrh...hahahhaha....kadang tghh glak pown air mate mngalir..epy melampau...pelik2...hahhaha...ak la yg plik 2...kilang air mate nie terlampau rajin nk wt air...hahhahaha...

2 jerk la yg ak nk ngarowt ary nie...

RENUNG2 KN LA...SLAMAT BERAMAL!

Dance Style: POPPING & Locking

the best popping n locking eva!..

fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck gler la ary nie...
sumpah ak trase gler...
asl ary nie cm syial nie???
pe agy dugaan towk ak nie???...
cukup2 la...
ak xkuat pown...


sumpah ak trase ngan mama ak...
ak da agk da...
kt ane pown ak...
ak jz useless..
priceless...
empty cupcake...
srupe ak lari dr umh den xpyh blek da...
fuck gler la...
ak taw la ak nie bdowh,bngang.jht,kuwank ajr...
p ak xpnh kuwank ajr ngan fmly ak la...
agy2 mama...
ak cyunk gler die...
p die cyunk ak ke???..
ak taw ak cmne...
fmly ak t maloo...
but mama..
cm mama xtaw kn...
butuh la!
FINE!
nk cgt sangjung dba...
pegy!
die spesial!
die terbek dlm fmly...
cm GAMPANG!
tyme mama kne radioactive kt hukl..
ciap mama bergdowh ngan abh...
ak mcj ka...
ka ley ckp kt ak...
"awk setel la sndr"...
2 ank yg nk disanjung cgt!
pegy!
ak jerk yg brie ngs cbb pk mama dlm hosp...
ak jerk yg prasan mama terharu tgk ak ngs!
but fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
now ak da taw...
n ak akn bukti kt kowunk yg ak de dlm fmly 2...
rahsia fmly 2 sume ak taw la...
ak pk ak da abesh skola...
ak n mama ley jd kwn..
butuw la kwn!...
lantak kowunk la...
tnggu la ank kowunk 2 blek!...
jgn ambl ak kt cnie...
ak xknl kowunk!

yes ak jeles???
so???
de kowunk ambl taw ke???..
eh??..
psl ak xde sape yg nk ambl taw la...
dr kecik cmpay bsar idowp ak jz dgn ak sndr???
ane kowunk???
yes ak mkn duit kowunk!
p pk npe la!
ak tnsion idowp ngan kowunk!
p ak sbr cmpay umo ak da nk msowk 21 coz ak slaloo pk special kowunk dlm idowp ak...
p pe yg ak dpt???
nuttink!

bengang gler!

da 2 ary ak mncari usb fon ak n usb mp3...fuck gler la...ak pling bngang law mncari brg p xjmp...p ak ase ak terbuang...p xmungkin...xkn ak nk buang brg2 cmtoo...ak nk transfer agoo agy...remove virus2 cinta agy...uwaaaaaaa...sorry guys xdpt upload pic kowunk..nmpak nyer terpakse ak upload gne fon...p 1 persatoo...huhuhuhu...ltey la law cmtoo...bncy gler la!!!!!!

fuck gler ary nie!!!!!!!!!!

membuat keputusan di hari tua..

ak tbe2 da btowl2 xsbr nk tnggu burfday ak..

at first ak agk tkowt coz umo da mkin tua..

tp mmg tu sume owunk akn hadapi..

ak xsbr nk msowk 21 coz ak da xnk kne kongkong dr bpk ak...

ak ltey ble die jd big boss ak...

ak xley kje..

duit kne bergantung kt die...

law bg cukup towk ak sare kt kL nie xpe gak...

yes..

die mmg xksah ak nk kje...

p law die ckp diz date mntk cuti...

so ak kne mntak cuti...

law x mule die membebel n nk gak ak cuti...

cbe byg kn..

last month ak nk kje..

ak broo nk start kje..

tbe2 die ckp 25/12 mntk cuti coz nk gy jln2...

ak broo start kje la...

xkn nk wt mke xmaloo mntk cuti..

law ak xmntk ak dpt ase yg abh snggup pg tmpt ak kje den ckp kt bos yg mmg bos ak towk mntk ak cuti on dat fucking day...

mmg besh bercuti ngan dowunk...

p sampai ble stiap kli ak kje ak kne dgr ckp fake bos ak 2...

datz i've been thinking all fucking tyme..

ak xkje de yg ckp ak mls..

lazy bone..

sumthing like dat...

p kowunk xtaw hal sbnr!..

taw nk kutuk ak!

pndg rendah kt ak!

y??

coz kowunk pown nk jd fake bos ak gak ke??

kiss my ass sucker!

to all yg cke ambil taw hal owunk

tlng jge hal suar dlm kowunk sndr...

jgn nk kutuk suar dlm owunk jerk...

law nk ambil taw hal suar dlm ak..

try n kiss my ass first..

den take my underwear along..

fuck SUCKER + LOSER!

letih teramat

mulut ak bengkak kne bola tangkis...hahahha...mmg best kne bola 2...den wt gler tgh mlm jogiing...pe dtg gler ak nie tbe2 nk sport blek...mmg semput ak...p ak thn jerk...ak da xtaw nk tulis ape...p ak teramat cgt ltey~

xde mood

ary nie ak cgt2 xde...dr pg ak kne bgn coz ili de mslh...so ak kne bwk die ke hosp...p tyme 2 mood ak de agy...cmpay la ak blek tgk sume terbungkang agy...ble ak bgn tgk2 umh da bersih...ak pk bersih ngan eclaz la...p mcm2 hal...cm ak nie xpnh kemas umh nie...cm ak slaloo wt bdowh jerk ngan umh nie...nk ckp ak mls ak xksah...p jgn cmpay mnde ak wt bek pown xde sape yg nmpk...ble ak wt jht..sume nmpk..law yg byr deposit umh nie bsing xpe gak...nie yg xbyr...taw2 nk dowk cnie weekdays...weekend blek umh fmly...law cmtoo ak pown nk cmtoo..k fine ka bli brg kt umh nie...p ak ase ak pown labur duit...pe yg xcukup agy...jgn hasut fieza wt mcm2 la...ak taw sume sbb ka...ak xckp ak bncy ka...p jgn melebih2 dr owunk yg byr depo...nk lebih2 byr depo...n im out from diz fucking house...datz all...ak lbey rela dowk tepi jln dr de owunk yg nk blagak jd mak kt dlm umh nie...perjanjian pnh wt...mmg 1umh p hal msing2...xpyh msowk cmpor...p bab kebersihan same2 la...nie yg kne buang smpah kt bwh mke yg same...p skuwnk ka lak wt kje 2 den ka nk bsing...slame nie ak xpnh bsing pown...cmpay 4plastik sampah yg berbau busuk ak bwk twon ngan mke yg senyum n aty ak ksong...xmaki sape2 slen kcing...nie asl de yg len lak berbunyi kt umh nie...tlng la...ak xnk de tnsion kt umh da...ckowp la kt hal kolej xsetel agy...n ak kosong skuwnk...

ermmm...the same thing again

ary nie ak kne bgn awl coz kne anta ili gy kje...blek ak pk nk sambong tydo la..last2 ak kne sepah kn bilik coz sleepo ilang...cracker cemas2 kne mkn ngan tiger...ak cuak gler la...tkowt sleepo kne mkn ngan tiger...p last2 ak jmp gak..den ak smbong tydo...last2 ak terlajak tydo cmpai 3stgh...ak spatowtnyer kne gy ambl ili...n mlm lak ktowunk gy garden towk ambl fulus ili...hehehehhe...berjoli l ak...pe agy...den gy carik tempat nk mkn...p xtaw nk gy mkn kt ane coz sume yg ak nk mkn xbukak kdainyer..last2 ktowunk gy downtown...
ak pk nk gy bli bjoo...last2 ak bli 2ekor turtle...heheheh....boboy n gugurl...thomey kowt...law ak bli itik jd la wonderpet kt umh nie...hehehehehe...den bli umh teres towk sleepo n cracker...cke2..tiger tgk jerk binatang yg ak bli nie...nk di baham nyer...p xdpt la....

Got To Go by Najwa Mahiaddin & Thing One

cyunk...nie agoo yg u nk carik cgt 2...

Bruno Mars - Grenade [Official Music Video]

gler la vdeo nie...mmg smart gler!

hot story!

smlm kuar ngan sume bff ak...dgn bgn pg agy..1st ak bajet ili xnk gy...p berjaya d pujuk oleh anne...ktowunk gy ts lu..berkumpul kt sane...ble sume da cmpai...ktowunk mkn kt lemon forest..pergh havoc ktowunk cm kdai 2 ktowunk pnyer..ak duli pe ktowunk bkn gy bergdowh pown...ktowunk nk ilang kn tnsion msing2....agk nyer law tgk wyg smlm mmg ktowunk kne halau...hahahahha..after mkn ktowunk ktowunk gy 'berasap berapi' kt starbuck...hehehheeh...n again bsing ktowunk 1dunie ley dgr..hehehehe...den mule la perjalanan ktowunk sbgai sahabat menolong sahabat mencari blazzer...da puas pusing 1 ts...stil xjmp blazzer...den ak ngan c kembar ak ajim wt gler kt dlm ts...ktowunk nk msowk kdai kondom 'naughty' dgn BERPEGANGAN TANGAN..ak n ajim dgn slamber nyer trows masok ke kdai bdowh 2...da msowk jerk dlm kdai 2..ak da xley thn maloo ak...trows ak kluar...hahahhahaah..da pkowl 3 ak kne anta ili gy kje...konvoi la ktowunk ke bangsar plak...p last2 berjumpa kt garden...ajim tgh tgk blazzer kt seed...alang die tgh try blazzer2 yg de...ak,anne n wanie da start gler ktowunk...kami pantang jmp cermin...heheheheh...

da pusing 1 garden still xjmp pe yg ajim nk....ajim pown surrender...so ktowunk pown gy starbuck agy towk berasap berapi..den ktowunk jmp zara...mak ai jaket zara lawa2 la plak...p ak xsesuai..mahal kowt...n ktowunk n p men boling lak...cosmo bowl...afta p mkn kt mcd...knangan kt mcd ak xley lpe coz cmpay ak menangis glak kn dowunk...hahahahah...den gy pet wonderland...den gy anta anne...pas anta anne ak gy len ngan len kt bangsar alang2 tnggu ili....

tgh2 mkn kt pelita 2...ak tertnggu2 kowl12..hehehehehe...coz kowl 12 anniversary ak n ili slame stahun 6bln..siap ak conteng kt kete die agy...t ak upload pic...heheheheh

                                                   HAPPY ANNIVERSARY CYUNK

nie la hasil kje gler ak n ady smlm wktoo nk pick up ili...heheheh...ary nie pas ak anta ili...ramai glak nk tgk ete...hahahah...de moto ciap bnty dpn ak agy smate2 nk bce...ak sndr glak maloo kt dlm kete...pling besh de teksi bg ak laloo smate2 nk tgk pe yg tertulis di kete...hahahahahha...thnkz 2 ady..

2 jerk la kesah ak ary nie...da xtaw nk tulis pe...p yg penting smlm ak epy gler!!!!!!!!!!!!

WARNING LETTER TO MY MONTEL + BULAT

even i taw drumstick u xkn ilang...even u slaloo kje nk tnye soklan yg same kt i tiap2 ary...cmpay i towl2 bosan n nek kemarahan...p i ttp taw u xkn cye n xkn maaf kn i...i da knl cgt2  u 2...p i taw u cyunk gler baboon kt i...law u xnk tgk c keding u nie mke cm nk mntk penyepak jerk...fhm sndr pe yg i NAK,XNAK,SUKE,XSUKE,RIMAS,XRIMAS,LAPAR,XLAPAR..walau cmne pown pe yg i ase...i stil cyunk kn u...n dont ask me da same quest everyday,everynyte.every hour,every minute n so on...hehehhe..biar xbermksud xambil taw..diam xbermaksud xambil peduli...marah xbermaksud benci...p ite da 24/7 togeda...so kdg2 u kne fhm...ok??..2 jerk yg mntk...n i pown taw pe yg u nk...u xkn dpt pe yg u nk slagy i xdpt pe yg i nk??...clear?..

p/s:remember walau pe pown yg jd...jgn terlampow terburu2..u marah i balas ngan marah...2 jerk...u mjowk i ttp bls ngan mjowk..i taw i pnh wt silap...n i sedar sume..law stil xley nk cye n xley nk maaf kn i...jz tell me...

again n again n again

hahahahah...bdowh pnyer tjowk....smlm ak grak ke suatu tmpt yg sgt jaoh...tp sgt sronowk...ak,ili n syah...da sampai ke tmpt 2...lpak 2 3 minit...den trows blek kL...hahahah...den blek kL teringin nk mkn sup...akhir nyer steven corner mnjd mangse kami...p pg 2 ak yg jd mngse mknan steven coz keracunan mknan...bangang sungguh...mmg kuar msowk toilet la jwb nyer...hahahahah...p xpe ak da wt insurans maa takaful...hahahhaha...towk kesihatan...de sape2 nk wt???...rm46 stiap bulan k???...maty la ak...heheheheheh...td  trows gy ambil ili...ary2 wt mnde yg same...p xpe la...pape pown snggup law aty da tettt~...heheheheh...fhm2 sudah...

yesterday n today pnyer cte..

yesterday dulu..
ak da jmp smule musuh lme ak yg ak da lme carik...even da jd btine sundal but stil kuwank aja..mmpows la die...ak law ley mmg nk pkowl die...p law ak jmp die t...ak akn wt mnde len...ermmm.mls towl ak nk pk..p idowp ak sengsara since kne pkowl cmpay skuwnk...da la mslh die agy...dtg lak mslh icon...adoyai...susah la nk nek law xsependapat cmnie...ak tegur sikit...mcm2 nk perli ak...ok...law kowunk btowl cgt...kowunknek kn la...ak nk tgk sejauh ane kje kowunk...bek xyh join komunity law xnk ramai2...ckp ak sume nk reject...xpela...sume!..termasuk awek ak...law kowunk btowl cgt...jgn tnye ak pape...even pe yg ak nk wt..ak da ltey dgr ckp owunk...law kowunk xbls blek so wt pe ak nk dgr ckp kowunk...towl x???...errmmmm...

today pnyer kisah plak...
ujan...alone...bowink...ermmmm...dont noe wud to do...da la burfday mama...p xdpt blek coz dowunk gy bercinta...hahahhaha...mama ckp bg pluang...kahakhkahkahkah...ntah la...ary nie ak try agy carik kje..but suck...menghabiskn mnyk kete n byr tiket parking...fucker..tlng la bg pluang kt dak yg da panas tlinge dgr awek membebel...ak usaha xde sape nmpk...ak xusaha ckp ak mls...asl sume yg ak wt t slh...asl ha???...ak plik la...

AK BERSUMPAH TIDAK AKAN MENDENGAR ATAU MENGIKUTI PE YG OWUNK CKP KT AK SLAGY OWUNK 2 XDGR CKP AK GAK..


kowunk dem ak...ak pown ley dem kowunk blek...


tamat la sudah kisah yesterday n today ak...heheheh

first day

hye all..nie first blog ak..hehehhehe..da lme de ..p xpnh on jerk...xde mase n maklum la xde broadband sndr..curik wireless owunk len jerk...ary ak sronowk cgt...xtaw npe...p de sumone cuti..so berjalan la ktowunk..last2 pe yg ktowunk bwk balik..2ekor hamster...dwarf hamster...thomey cgt2..sekor ak nyer..sekor ili nyer...spanjang mase tenung jerk hamster 2...bli sangkar hamster...t ak nk bli yg ala2 banglo 2...hahahhaha...ak pown xde banglo agy...menyewa jerk...hehehehhe...